just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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