Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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