Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think people are normalizing furries
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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