i just had sex bonerless
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
