My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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