The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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