I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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