His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
