You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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