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I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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