look no pants
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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