Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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