Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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