Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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