Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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