What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
not ubering you a puppy
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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