who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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