she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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