Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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