We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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