3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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