Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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