so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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