Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I love having hate sex.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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