I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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