Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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