The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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