In the future we'll all be gay
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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