I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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