STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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