Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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