There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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