We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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