What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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