You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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