You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Terrible idea I love it
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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