his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
