I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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