More tranny stories later!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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