so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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