Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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