5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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