I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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