that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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