Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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