Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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