BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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