We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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