chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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