Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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